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An Evening with Joey Batey

​Join actor, musician, and writer Joey Batey for an unforgettable evening as we celebrate his debut novel, It's Not A Cult.
Date

3 Nov

Time

7:30 pm

Price
Starting From

£10

Known for his role as the Bard Jaskier in the fantasy series The Witcher, Joey will be in conversation with a leading host, discussing this exciting read before taking questions from the audience. ​Every book + ticket comes with a copy of It's Not A Cult that Joey will sign and dedicate on the day.

Joey Batey

Joey Batey is known for his lead role on Netflix's The Witcher as the bard Jaskier. He is also part of The Royal Shakespeare Company. ​He also writes and directs music videos, live sessions, and short films for his folk band The Amazing Devil, which released their third album in 2022. ​It’s Not A Cult is his debut novel.

It's Not A Cult

Callum, Melusine and Al play in a band with no name, baffling audiences in terrible pubs across the north-east of England withtheir ‘sound’ and occasionally reaching the dizzy heights of 97 viewers on their livestreams. To say they are losers would be to imply they were in the race in the first place. But they believe in their music, and in each other. ​Their songs tell the stories of the Solkats: fictional northern gods of small things, mishap and mayhem. However, when an act of violence at a pub gig goes viral they catch the eye of a disillusioned influencer and suddenly go from having a small following online to having a viral cult following. ​All the Solkats want, Callum insists, is to have effect on the world. But as fans from LA to Australia and everywhere in between flock to Northumberland, and each gig becomes larger and more lawless than the last, this effect starts to feel scarily… real. And if they really do exist, which is it more dangerous to anger: a wayward group of elder gods, or your biggest fans? Because gods and cults both demand sacrifices. And one way or another, they’re going to get one…

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